MISPARIM
echad hu mispar hamedinot bein hayarden layam
shtayim - mispar hamedinot sheyom echad yihiyu kan
shalosh shanim vearba chodashim hu hazman shenatati letzahal, lo ha'iti bekeva, haiti banachal
chamisha shkalim ola nesia beotobus ironi be'etzem arba tishim aval ad shehadisk yetz'e notru od kama chodashim
ha'iti ben shesh kshesadat ba la'aretz ben sheva kshechatmu al haheskemim
shmon'e hu hamispar shel uri malmilian, shehu bli shum safek gibor yalduti
tesha pe'amim haiti karov midai lepigua, lefachot nachon leachshav
eser - hatshuva hachi yisraelit lashe'ela "ma hamtzav"?
gam ani kmo kol hayehudim asuk bemisparim esrim vearba sheva shteim esre chodashim X4
ishti bat esrim vesheva, ani ben shloshim, mikarev meod harega bo nirtze lehavi yeladim
aval nirtze gam sheyihiye lahem hakol ochel, bgadim, kaduregel, mischakim
et mankal bank hapo'alim ze lo matrid ki hu mevi habayta kol yom esrim vetesha elef shmone me'ot veshesh esre shkalim
kol yom? yina'al rabak techalku et ze be shtayim, bechamesh be'eser vezo adain maskoret chodshit dei yafa lehayom yaskimu iti alfei mefutarei mifalei hatekstil beyeshuvei hadarom
hatzmicha beyisrael bealpayim veachat hayta minus efes nekuda shesh achuz
anashim she'ad etmol hayta lahem avoda ro'im agvania bapach vechoshvim "eize bizbuz"
matzav hameshek hayisraeli hu hachamur beyoter barbayim veshomne hashanim ha'achronot arbayim veshmone? mukar li hamispar haze! me'eifo leazazel?!
arbe chevrot selolar micharot al ha'ozen shel shiv'im vechamesh achuz mehayisraelim
mankal selkum holech labank pa'am bechodesh mafkid maskoret shesh me'ot shiv'im vearba elef shkalim
yesh reva miliyon muvtalim shloshim veshesh elef mehem nosfu hashana kanir'e sheli luzon shar...
gam ani kmo kol hayehudim asuk bemisparim esrim vearba sheva shteim esre chodashim X4
zayfanim metzi'im be'asara shkalim disk she'avadnu alav arba shanim
hadolar ala beasrot agorot toch shlosha shavu'ot heznik et schar hadira le'me'ot alfei anashim
bakis ein maspik lesifrei limud vetitulim ma asta hamemshala betguva?
kitzetza shteim esre achuz mekitzba'ot hayeladim
kshe'isha telech la'avoda hi tavi kol sha'a sheva shekel ve'esrim agorot bememutza pachot mima shegever be'ota avoda haya mavi ve'ani lo navi
aval bein chamesh me'ot leshesh me'ot ish yamutu hashana bakvish adoni kvod sar hatachbura, eich hanatun haze gorem lecha lehargish?
veadayin hamispar hachi gadol ad hayom shemegalem et hatikva aval mamchish et ha'ason hu ze cheomrim oto kol adam shafu'i over ledom hu... shesh miliyon
gam ani kmo kol hayehudim asuk bemisparim esrim vearba sheva shteim esre chodashim X4
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NUMBERS
One – is the number of countries between the Jordan River and the sea
Two – The number of countries that will be here one day
Three years and four months I gave to the IDF – I didn’t sign on I was in the Nahal
It costs five shekels to ride the bus, well actually four ninety but you have a few months till the CD comes out.
I was six when Saadat came to Israel, seven when they signed the agreements
Eight is Uri Malmilian’s number who was definitely my childhood hero
Nine times I was to close to a terrorist attack up to now
Ten – is the most Israeli answer to the question ‘ what’s up?’
I am too, like all Jews, obsesses with numbers twenty-four - seven, twelve months X4
My wife is twenty-seven year’s old, I’m thirty. The moment when we will want to have children is getting near.
But we will want them to have it all: food, clothes, soccer, games.
This doesn’t bother the executive director of Hapoalim Bank – he brings home every day twenty nine thousand eight hundred and sixteen shekels.
Every day? God damm it! Divide it by two or fifteen and it’s still a pretty good monthly salary for today – thousands of the fired workers from the textile factories in the south will agree with me.
The growth in Israel in two thousand and one was minus zero point six percent.
People that up until yesterday had a job see a tomato in the trash and think ‘what a waste’.
The state of Israel’s economy is the worst it’s been in the last forty-eight years. Forty-eight – that number’s familiar! Where from…?
Four cellular companies compete over the ears of seventy five percent of Israelis.
The executive director of Cellcum goes to the bank once a month and deposits a salary of six hundred and seventy four thousand shekels.
There are a quarter of a million people who are unemployed; thirty six thousand were added this year. I guess Elli Luzon is right when he sings …
I am too, like all Jews obsessed with numbers… twenty-four - seven, twelve months X4
Forgers offer, for ten shekels, a CD that we worked on for four years.
The Dollar went up in tens of Agurot in three weeks that boosted up the rent for hundreds of thousand of people.
In your pocket you don’t have enough for schoolbooks and diapers and what did the government do in response?
Cut twelve percent off the child support.
When a woman goes to work she makes per hour a shekel and seventy agurot less, on average, than what a man would make in the same job and I am not a prophet
Between five hundred and six hundred people will die on the streets this year – Dear transportation minister – how do those numbers make you feel?
And still the biggest number, until today, that holds hope but represents a disaster, is one that makes every sane person stand still – is six million
I am too, like all Jews obsessed with numbers… twenty-four - seven, twelve months X4
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